So, it's New Year's Eve. Since I am long past the time when standing in Times Square with a million drunks has any appeal, I'm writing a New Year's blog.
The scary thing is I actually agreed with New Jersey Governor Chris Christie on something. As much as it makes me nauseous to admit it, I agree that publicly announcing resolutions is pretty dumb. That's inviting people to watch your every move and kvell in Schaedenfreudan delight when you fail.
What would I resolve anyway? I could resolve to lose weight, but that would be redundant. I could resolve to save more money, but I don't really have any. I could resolve to learn more about computers, but that's pretty much impossible. I could resolve to keep my car clean, but I'd break that as soon as they dog wants a ride. So, you see my dilemma.
No resolutions. No champagne. No Times Square. But that doesn't mean I won't have a Happy New Year. You too.
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